Your Joke of the Day from Fortune Feimster. Watch the full clip here and be sure to tune in to see her episode of The Half Hour Friday at 12a/11c.
You can all stop holding your breath now — the list is here. Meet the comedians who will be featured on The Half Hour in 2014:
Adam Newman, Barry Rothbart, Chris Distefano, Chris Gethard, Damien Lemon, Fortune Feimster, Joe Wengert, Joe Zimmerman, Kurt Braunohler, Mark Normand, Michael Che, Rachel Feinstein, Ron Funches, Tommy Johnagin and Yannis Pappas.